November 24, 2025
Drop Cake Shipping
A fully decorated, candle-lit birthday
cake sits precariously inside an
open box as if eBay personally delivered
the party. Fragility questionable
but vibes immaculate.
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November 24, 2025
Mailk
A cardboard milk carton–shaped
package labeled “MAILK” promises
dairy-adjacent mystery liquid
direct from the warehouse to
your doorstep.
November 24, 2025
Pepperoni, Olive, and Mail
A slice of greasy, molten pizza oozes
out of a padded mailer in the exact
condition you’d expect if USPS offered
“Lunchable Priority Shipping.”
November 24, 2025
Bread Box
A perfectly normal, definitely-still-fresh sub sandwich
arrives stuffed into a shipping box like it survived
a cross-country journey by sheer force of will.
November 24, 2025
Cereal Box
A box overflowing with rainbow cereal
and a lone metal spoon suggests
breakfast was shipped expedited
and assembled somewhere mid-transit.
November 24, 2025
Mail-Dente
A handwritten envelope erupts with
spaghetti and a single heroic meatball,
proving that even the U.S. Postal Service
can’t stop a good pasta delivery.
My Original Logo
Your original dripping G blends cool blues and purples into a melting,
graffiti-styled emblem that feels both playful and boldly personal.
I was personally extremely proud of this logo as it was something that
I had created one day in my leatherbound journal and scanned in to my
computer a while later to finish.
My New Logo
This is sort of a new logo, but it's more of a recreation of an old one.
Also, sorry about copying and pasting all of these. I wanted to get this done
since it was technically due the day prior to me making this. Potentially two
days at this point.
"What could go wrong with a sandwich in a box from the internet?"
"Breakfast is the most experimental meal of the day."
"If it survives shipping, it must be edible… probably."
"Nothing says 'fresh' like being dropped twice during shipping."
"Pizza… In an envelope… A culinary mystery."